Cleaving Cleatus

Cleatus ????? (Alabama, May 25 1996) better known as Cleaving Cleatus is the current rhythm guitarist of The Traveling Psycho Ward.

Early life

Cleatus was born in the state of Alabama, United states of America on may 25 1996 as the son of a English redneck. So far there is not much information known about Cleatus his time before The Traveling Psycho Ward.

Formation of the traveling psycho ward

After being send to the states psych ward Cleatus spend time on the same department as the rest of his future bandmates. Together they escaped and found refuge in The warehouse of abandoned treasures where they are still hiding today. After signing a contract with the Graveyard Queen he joined the visit at DNN NEWS on live television, where he is one of the two speakers on the item. During the following Britain Breakout weekend tour (and debut show) in England, Cleatus briefly walks into his long lost father Uncle Daddy. A few shows later when the band plays the POGO stage as a opening act for PENE CORRIDA Cleatus stirs a lot of controversy as he places a cardboard wall in front of him, puts up a red Donald Trump hat and shouts I ain't taking no kind of playing with no Mexicans!

Cletus also managed to make quite a big fuzz when he rebelled during the Dutch Farmers strike of 2019 by creating a 1080 kilometer long traffic jam trough the entire Netherlands to raise awareness for better salary for farmers.

Encounter with the Russians Cleatus later on tried to sell laundry detergent as crystal meth to the Russian mafia. A few days later he got kidnapped for ransom. They urged the rest of The Traveling Psycho Ward to pay 50,000 euros as fast as possible, or else. This incident made him unable to join for The invasion of the swinging dead showcase in Hall of Fame, Tilburg. He later on returned just in time for the 2019 Halloween tour with a bag filled with chopped up Russian mobster over his shoulder. He said that he had a great time, and learned how to make moonshine vodka.

Cleaving Cleatus Stonecold moonshine

Besides his work as a guitarist Cleatus is also know as the founder of his own CLEAVING CLEATUS STONECOLD MOONSHINE homemade moonshine line. The launch of the Whiskey edition took place on October 31, 2020 and was celebrated with a commercial and a release of 10 special bottles with certificate for sale. On December 5th the delivery of these bottles took place as Cleatus, Kev INSANE and Doctor Dent dressed up as Sinterklaas (the Dutch alternative for Santa claus) and drove around in the Sintercleatus special delivery video.

Personality

Cleatus is known for his stereotypical southern American characteristics. With a strong dislike for democrats, Mexicans and forms of government authority Cleatus is a traditional right wing redneck. Never really scared of anything, his mood is mostly swinging between indifferent and dominant or laughing about something inappropriate. He is mostly the first band member to take a step in a dangerous or daring situation, and therefore is most of the time busy with something illegal. He is also known to be an energetic guitar player and hilarious gamer with a good sense of black humor in general. His talent for dominance and taking initiative could have made him a strong leader of the group, but Cleatus mostly seems concerned with what is on his own mind for the next minute, or two.